et tu, chavez?

dammit
dammit dammit dammit
just when i was beginning
to adore chavez
for being one of the few
with both brains & guts
he has to go
& pull a w
even the smarties
are power hungry
dammit
he's aiming to change
the venezuelan constitution
to remove
term limits for the prez
& give him control of
the central bank
tsk tsk
look, i still respect
anyone who steps up
& tells it like it is
afterall, w IS the devil
but does greed
know no bounds?
can't these effers
just do their jobs
& leave the big decisions
to the people?
dammit.

honey, yer nuts!

today
my darling husband
informed me
that he wouldn't
have a problem with
me gaining
a hundred pounds
but if i smoked
he'd

d
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v
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c
e

me
i'm not sure
whether to be
insulted or thrilled
but i'll let you know
after i polish off
this chocolate sheet cake

mr. mccain, kindly pucker up and kiss my arse

you can always tell
when they're losing
at the repugnican debate
mccain attacked ron paul
who's the very best
kind of repugnican
and i don't mean
compared to all the
neo-con bozos.
mccain who used to have
a shred of dignity
attacks paul
for his stance on iraq
and says
that kind of
isolationism & appeasement
caused WWII
& allowed hitler to come to power
thankfully the audience
didn't let him
get away with that drivel
& booed in outrage
paul retorted that
he gets more donations
from active duty military
than any of the other
repugnicans
(ok, my word, not his)
mr. mccain,
do you repugnicans
have no shame?
unlike so many
of the bushcorp warmongers
you've actually been to war
you should know better
try not to sell your soul
before the election
or you won't have anything
to bargain with
when the bush machine
comes knocking

there's a rumor online

that nancy pelosi
will reconsider
cheney's impeachment
if 10,000 people send
letters to impeach
whether this is true or not
i'm sending mine
she needs to know
since she earlier declared
that the issue was
"off the table"
wow, what gall
our dear speaker
clearly forgot
that she represents us
(remember us...
we the people?)
let's make a deal
if she does her job
we won't fire her
& if she continues
to believe that it's
up to the democratic leadership
to decide what's on the table
& continues to be
an apologist for
the criminal element
whose aim it is
to run our country into the ground
to send us to hell in a handbasket
to deny our constitution
to steal our civil rights
to trample habeus corpus
then
we have no choice
but to do the right thing
& vote her lame arse out

nancy pelosi
office of the speaker
h-232 us capitol
washington, dc 20515
202-225-0100

and one for mr. vice resident, with a stress on the 'vice'

In just four short years
dick cheney, the anti-christ,
killed america

a haiku for u, mr. resident

thou shalt not slaughter
the innocent of the earth
then cry terrorist

dennis! dennis! he's our man!

if it weren't for
the very few
tried & true
red, white & blue
patriots
in our government
(uh, yeah, OUR gov't)
& in the fourth estate
we'd really be screwed
thank the lord
for dennis kucinich
& his giant cojones
it's time
to wake up
pay attention
& impeach now

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/11/8/123533/273

do they have no shame?

so dubya
the resident
of the
ewenited states
finally
visited some vets
at a privately funded
yes, privately funded,
veterans hospital
what a mo-ron
his cronies
proudly
sent out a pic
of mr. beaming monkey
with two unsmiling soldiers
photo op
for veteran's day
what mo-rons
what sad, awful mo-rons

satan holds a press conference

no, not dubya
but good guess
satan held a press conference today
everyone was there
abc, nbc, cbs, cnn, faux, more
at first
it seemed
like a big frat party
since they're all of same ilk
but then
satan got down to business
because he has big news
he decided
to dedicate
an entire wing of hell
not just a room
as many would assume
but an extra special
extra hot
extra insidious
entire wing
to the unconscionable bushcorp
he figures that
the evil
the hate
the deceit
the lack of compassion
the violence
the inhumanity
they've accomplished
is far greater than
what he could've done alone
grateful, he said
impressed
maybe even a little
shocked and awed
at the vastness of it all
i think i heard him murmur
thanks
when has satan ever said that before?
so there you have it
a giant wing
all to themselves
in the fieriest pit of hell
quite a distinction
though i bet hitler and stalin
are miffed
they had to be
so much more overt
with their hate
to achieve such an honor