satan holds a press conference

no, not dubya
but good guess
satan held a press conference today
everyone was there
abc, nbc, cbs, cnn, faux, more
at first
it seemed
like a big frat party
since they're all of same ilk
but then
satan got down to business
because he has big news
he decided
to dedicate
an entire wing of hell
not just a room
as many would assume
but an extra special
extra hot
extra insidious
entire wing
to the unconscionable bushcorp
he figures that
the evil
the hate
the deceit
the lack of compassion
the violence
the inhumanity
they've accomplished
is far greater than
what he could've done alone
grateful, he said
impressed
maybe even a little
shocked and awed
at the vastness of it all
i think i heard him murmur
thanks
when has satan ever said that before?
so there you have it
a giant wing
all to themselves
in the fieriest pit of hell
quite a distinction
though i bet hitler and stalin
are miffed
they had to be
so much more overt
with their hate
to achieve such an honor