Here we go again

from dubya to dubyette
another pathologically stupid candidate
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
for all ya'll who insist
that no one can remember
mccain's entire voting record
or that even those
who'll be first in line to vote
can't spout off
hm, let's say...
a single specific example
in his 26 years in office
of pushing for more regulation
think for ten seconds
would you?
the difference is that
you aren't running for VP
the
second
highest
office
in
America.
holding normal, everyday people
to the standards
of our political officials
makes no sense
on any level
but expecting excellence
from those who purport to have leadership skills
is extremely important.
they need to be able to know
and understand
issues from multiple angles.
can I get a "duh" on that one?
not holding her
of course, not just her
all of our leadership
to a higher standard
is just going to allow us
to continue down this
horrific
hateful
anti-humanity
anti-constitution
selfish
warmongering path
that Dubya and his cabal
have sadly set us on.
if we don't expect
no, demand,
more from these bozos
we will be hurtling
even faster
toward hell
than we're already going.
it all starts with
the patriotic POV
that we care enough
to expect more than
pageant hair
and poorly memorized cue cards.
the absolute least
that she should do is
the requisite (!!!) homework
about her own running mate.
it's not like Katie was asking her
to wax poetic on
Obama's accomplishments
for the sake of
itty bitty Lord Baby Jesus!
if she can't do that little
her utter incompetence
proves she's unqualified for office.
can people seriously not see
(I could end it there)
how ridiculously incompetent
she is?
seriously?
pick me off the floor
when the election is over
and take me
to the loony bin, ya'll.

breaking news: abstinence education doesn't work!

anyone surprised?
yup, teens still have hormones!
they're still having sex!
they're still confused about BC!
they're still getting lots & lots of STDs!
they're still getting preggers!
so ignoring all these factors
& concentrating solely on
ah, just close your legs & say no
isn't just bad public policy
it's downright stupid
now i know why it's called
the gag rule
it certainly makes me gag
you know
the longer you stick
your head in the sand
the more vulnerable your arse is

clearly mccain is trying to make me hate him

i hate the neo-cons
add mccain to the list
it's not only the implication
that obama is
aligned with terrorists
but also
(warning! radical concept alert!)
that hamas is a terrorist group
to borrow a gem
from cheney's
eloquent vocabulary
so?
soooooo
mccain's one of
the bushco war machine's
biggest supporters
& he's aligned w/ israel
those effers
favorite pasttime
is terrorism
soooooo

miscarriage as art or utter disregard for humanity?

miscarriage as art?
really?
REALLY?
is that the best these kids can do?
her shock art
ain't just
outre
arty
cutting edge
it's sick & it's sad
this girl needs help
someone call a 5150 on her
danger to self
danger to self
yeah, yeah, i know
it's her body
but this mockery ain't
what we feminists
have been fighting so hard for
for every step forward
this idiotic yalie
(not an oxymoron
though, fittingly, a moron)
is forcing
the pro-choice
& feminist movements
to take 10 giant steps back
wth
being destructive
just because you can
isn’t artistic
it’s pathetic
where’s her humanity?
her basic decency?
her self-respect?
her respect for life?
her ethical & moral principle?
it’s no longer
the personal is political
it’s the person is political
& frankly
her politics suck

israel's at it again

yet again
israel is building
another 100 settlements
in the west bank
illegal under international law
they're still oppressing the palestinians
under the thumb of apartheid
keeping them in camps
denying them water
access
medical care
work
freedom
hope
i've been to Auschwitz & Bergen-Belsen
horrible
utterly, unthinkably horrible
you'd think
anyone with that history
would know better
fight harder for peace
equality
humanity
decency
justice
you'd think
but hey
they're israel
they're special
they're the downtrodden
apparently
they can do
whatever the eff they want
& get away with murder

evs

ok
yeah
so
mm hm
a man is preggers, huh?
what the eff ever
i'm so annoyed
by the media
i still haven't forgiven
those impotent bastards
for the last seven+ years
of free passes
to bushco & fiends
er, friends...
but this whole
MAN IS PREGNANT
shite is taking the cake
look
this guy & his wife
can do whatever works for them
i have no beef w/ him
or w/ how he chooses to
self-identify
or how he chooses to
make a baby
or his relationship
or his body
or his rights
but i have a huge problem
w/ the mf media
because it's always lies
sensationalization
utter crap
to sell more
all about the bottom line
& of course
misogyny always helps
it'll sell anything
for those not in the know
only women
with wombs
can grow/carry/birth babies
why we need to take
the one female miracle
away from women
i don't know
feminists unite
is nothing sacred?
forget penis envy
womb envy is where its at
we've come a long way, baby
this man
was once a woman
so he has
the female organs
necessary to create life
even though
he now identifies as a man
he's got the required girly parts
ergo
a man ain't really having a baby, ya'll

ah, yes, there's just too much evidence

some dickhead
on craig's list
places an ad
to sell a baby
for a grand
saying babymama is gone
and ain't coming back
and he's "out of tweak"
in actuality
he has
no wife
no baby
no tweak, I hope
and is effing with
a real woman & her hubby
victims of a hoax
how odd
who comes up
with shite like this?
who thinks he can
get away
with shite like this?
after all these years
don't people know
that the internet
isn't anonymous?
here's my real question
how is it that
the long arm of the law
can figure out who
posted this ad
but can't figure out
that bushco
stole 2 elections
or that
9/11 was an inside job?
maybe there's
just too much evidence.

baaaaad baaaaad words

dick
bush
colin
conthepeople
rummy
crafty
"the brain"
general betray us
consallofus
who did i forget?

vote conthepeople rice for vp & hang on tight to the handbasket

first off
is anyone paying attention?
this liar is
about as qualified
to be vp
as my pinky toe
or to choose
an example
people will be
better acquainted with
she's about as qualified
to be vp
as dubya
was to be prez
she denies wanting to be vp
blahblahblah
because of course
she's lied about
everything else
so now it's tradition
"I very much look forward
to watching this campaign
and voting as a voter,"
said conthepeople rice
these guilty arse effin' effers
give themselves away
just wondering
is anyone paying attention?
the liars can't even lie right
because they're so effin'
plain as the nose on yer face
guilty
this time she's going to
VOTE
AS
A
MOTHEREFFIN'
VOTER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as opposed to
the last 2 times
in which
she (i.e., they)
voted as a rep of bushco
and did what she/they
do best
lied, cheated, & stole
the effin' election
welcome to sunny florida
welcome to snowy ohio
is anyone paying attention
yet???

ps...a final word
"so?"
--cheney' imbecilic response
to the poll showing that
two thirds of americans
think the fight in iraq
isn't worth it
(only two thirds???
good God, man!)
not only have i
heard grasshoppers
speak more complete thoughts
but this dolt's
monosyllabic grunt
takes the cake
for most concisely representing
the dominant attitude
of bushco toward
america and its people.
wake up
& smell the torture
you right wing nincompoops.

mccain ain't able

well well well
mr. i'll be perfect
since the
keating five
mr. you can trust me
(i am not a crook, anyone?)
mr. i will win back your hearts
blah blah blah
is outed in the ny times
for having an affair
first, let me say
i'm sure
almost all do
but doesn't it seem
that over & over & over
the repugnican arseholes
in particular
stand up for
family values
then get caught
with their hands
in the cookie jar
so to speak
his vehement denial
means nothing to me
& probably
much much less
to his wife
before this latest
little embarassment
i already didn't trust him
because anyone who
has been to war
& been a POW
& seen
& done
& pondered
but still
outright supports
bushco's war machine
deserves what he gets
i'm just amazed
that the discussion
has turned to
the ny times
holding the story
(so?)
the ny times
being a liberal rag
(*snorting loudly*
'cause don't we
all
just
wish?)
the ny times
being wrong wrong wrong
um
whooooo's wrong?
look over there
look over there
there's nothing to see here

let's leave birth control up to God

dear lord
I don't know
what these crazy feminists
are complaining about
unmarried women shouldn't
be having sex anyway
so what difference
does it make
how much
that gastly pill costs
or how many
unecessary abortions
& unwanted babies
will result?
if these girlies
would simply
wear their chastity belts
close their legs
& think instead of
what they can do
in service of the lord
then everything
could be perfect
in this
amazing, beautiful, perfect world
amen
*a heavenly harp
emanates from the distance*

b. clinton's one of them?

it doesn't bode well
when even dear bill
waves the flag
in support of
the gov't killers & liars
yesterday
a 9/11 truth
heckler in l.a.
informed dear bill that
9/11 was an inside job
to which
dear bill responded
with anger, i might add,
that it was only
osama & 19 hijackers
well
well, well, well
is dear bill
in on it
or is he playing politics
so hillary can appear more mainstream
or is he really that stupid
I don't know
but dear bill
can do the
sunday nyt crossword
in 30 minutes
in pen
so i'm going to guess
it's not option 3
which makes me very suspicious
and a little worried
(that might be like
being a little pregnant)
politics, i get
'cause sheeple
ain't that bright
but option 1
means that it doesn't
matter who wins
since ultimately
they are all the same
same same same
same
same
same

some of the other wonders

i googled
good news
& found
that a rabbit
served as mommy
to an abandoned litter of kittens
a dog bit his sleeping owner
to warn him of a fire
& we can live
14 years longer
on average
if we only
drink moderately
eat 5 fruits & vegs a day
exercise
& quit smoking
yey!
i'm working on a recipe
for 5 fruit chocolate cake
as we speak...

the rats are jumping ship

allen raymond
former rnc operative
serves time
for jamming the phone lines
to the NH dem headquarters
election day 2002
now he writes a book
how to rig an election
confessions of a republican operative
even when their own
admit their crimes
tell the truth
serve time
what's been done?
where's the progress?
are our elections free?
or for sale to the highest bidder?
what will it take?
catching cheney
licking his whiskers
blood dripping from his lips
over the bodies
of 3,000 innocent people?
the rats are jumping ship
and swimming off into the sunset
really
what will it take?

can maureen think her way back to a pulitzer?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/09/opinion/08dowd.html

oh maureen
your petty
envious
irrational article
on clinton's crying
amazed me
how pathetic it is that
in this day and age
i have to write to you
(a woman
as far as i can tell)
to defend clinton's right
to agency
over her own emotions
what's wrong with you?
since when
does possessing
the ability to emote
equate with
an inability
to communicate with world leaders?
where is your professional responsibility?
where is your conscience?
where is your integrity?
kindly
remove
your head
from
your posterior
and get back
to writing
pulitzer-worthy articles
instead of
the sad and ignorant drivel
you've become known for
ick!