let's leave birth control up to God

dear lord
I don't know
what these crazy feminists
are complaining about
unmarried women shouldn't
be having sex anyway
so what difference
does it make
how much
that gastly pill costs
or how many
unecessary abortions
& unwanted babies
will result?
if these girlies
would simply
wear their chastity belts
close their legs
& think instead of
what they can do
in service of the lord
then everything
could be perfect
in this
amazing, beautiful, perfect world
amen
*a heavenly harp
emanates from the distance*